I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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