Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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