I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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