He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
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