Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
so let's talk penis.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
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