Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
Is it penis luge time yet?
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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