So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
