Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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