Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
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