the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
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