How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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