She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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