white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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