You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Randomize
