a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
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