I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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