do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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