I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
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