Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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