my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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