I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
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