Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
She just used a chaser for red wine.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
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