This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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