why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
accomplished twins. life is a go
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
When did angry sex become our thing?
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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