At least make sure they are 18
Why
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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