I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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