i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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