I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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