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(330): View more from Ohio

Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin

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(630): View more from Illinois

shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.

(1-630): View more from Illinois

you dont need a face to have sex

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(818): View more from California

you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me

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(518): View more from New York

for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt

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(630): View more from Illinois

He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.

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(520): View more from Arizona

We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.

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(419): View more from Ohio

You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.

(1-419): View more from Ohio

Um. I literally have no words.

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(727): View more from Florida

So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?

(303): View more from Colorado

We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.

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(650): View more from California

He's petting your head, we need to leave now.

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