dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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