Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
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