If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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