absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
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she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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