so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
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