Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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