I only kidnapped one of them. chill
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
just found out that she named her cat after me.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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