he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
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