bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
Randomize
