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We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
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Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
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We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
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We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
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