Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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