i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
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