Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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