doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Randomize
