I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
Whatever, you're gonna have to break it to mom that the reason I was so drunk at Christmas dinner is because she wouldn't stop asking me why I don't have a boyfriend
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
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