Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
Randomize
