do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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