Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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