On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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