escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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