we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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