Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
tell your sister to shave her snatch
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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