cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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