so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
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We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
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