doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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